we've got nothing to lose but time

I'm melissa, 18, canada.
typically canadian - i love hockey players, i say eh like it's my day job and poutine & beavertails are the best things ever. awkward things & ringette are pretty great too.

Wake up every morning and tell yourself that you’re a badass bitch from hell and that no one can fuck with you and then don’t let anybody fuck with you.

—Kate Nash’s advice to college students (via ohheygrace)

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bitchgetinvine:

so one day me and my boyfriend were getting intimate and he was doing a strip tease for me, first he lowered his underwear a little so that just his buns were out, then he took them all off and I saw his wiener, but suddenly a woman appeared in the corner of our room and kidnapped him, I had forgotten to keep an eye out for Selener

(Source: blogneyspears, via nicotortorella)

Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone. Then I talk to my cat about it, and he reminds me I’m James Franco. Then we dance.

—James Franco (via abermals)

(Source: anxiousintrovert, via melshore)